Mercurial

I don't want for you, my dear reader, to think that these past weeks have been all "hearts and flowers and daisies and doves" for your fair hero. There have been times where I have thought about the immorality and confusion I seem so eager to bring into my life. And I have come to a conclusion. I must dismiss a few of my suitors.

Yes, I think I will begin with this fine critter who seems so apt to believe that "In the end there is only success and failure." A statement I resist on so many levels. As many of you know, I dislike extremes. And as many of you further know, I dont like to fail.

I know it seems cruel, but certain cut backs and sacrifices must be made. There is only so much of me and only so much time. I am now taking applications. Extremists need not apply.

In further news, I love my class. Philosophy is the shit. Hopefully the Professor is right and we are not just "discussing quaint little stupid ideas."

Down to 197... 9 to go. 4 this week.

I dont want to date other guys. I only want to date Evan. But I know the fact that I have dated other guys makes the chances of Evan giving up before dating other girls very slim. I dont know if I can handle that. I know he is having a hard time handling my dating. All in all this whole "open relationship" thing is a bad idea and I wouldnt recommend it... even to a scummy extremist.

But Saturday there will be a Valentine's Day party... and it will be good... and we will celebrate love... and I will singlehandedly keep the passion for love and the day that celebrates it alive... this is not a single's party. Chocolate orgasms!

As a point of fact, I have decided that I quite dislike the term "single". There is me. Or there is me in a relationship. I am not single, and I am not alone, and I wouldnt be even if I didnt have several pseudo-boyfriends. And I also refuse to use the term "boy toy" because I dont objectify men. Even though Ben E. pointed out that I am indeed sexist. It isnt my fault that boys are scummy. Generalizations are good.

Ha! I am learning "the code" and soon I will know all of the secrets of the male sex.

At any rate... I wanted to be serious but this is as serious as I could manage. I am so excited for Valentine's Day.