absinthe & abstinence

(Remember kids... only YOU can prevent forest fires!)

Warning: Do not drink absinthe straight, even in small doses... it WILL leave your throat sore. Also, when you are playing pool and you cant get the cue ball to stay on the table... you ARE drunk no matter what you might think about how little you drank.

That being said my first night of break from classes went swimmingly. I didnt know where my shoes were in the morning, but I did discover them some time later in Evan's room of all places. I believe his exact words were something like "You walked home without your shoes?" "Home schmome" says I. Home is for the weak. If youre going to party like you mean it in college... you might as well make it an all night long sort of thing. Insert random comment about how poor my reasoning skills are already and how they are even more poor when I am drunk. Insecurity insecurity... "I never once felt beautiful." Yadadyadyada... my standard spiel after a standard crazy night. Confusion and frustration over inability to singlehandedly bring world happinesss. Maybe a little guilt or confusion over lack of guilt.

In other news I am officially no longer obese. Quite a bit overweight... but not obese. This makes me very happy. It makes me sad that nobody around here can really tell that I lost 10 pounds in the last three weeks. I can tell. Also, I am sposed to have less health risks now. Yay living forever!

I have two words for you dear reader... "Tucker Max".