recent happenings

I am most excited for this class to end. Only three more days!

In other news, some people are far too nice and sometimes I get far too drunk on Sunday nights. Also, I am considering meeting the challenge that is supposedly coming up to write a 50,000 word novel within the month of November. I decided my life is not hard enough since I got to sleep all day Sunday and get drunk in the evening. Also, my job this month has consisted of blogging mainly. I have only actually had one appointment. My hours for next month may be different however, and I can make no guarantees. But I promise if I am successful and make loads of moneys I will not forget you little people who helped me through my hours of need.

Furthermore, I watched Pirates of the Carribbean last night and came to some groundbreaking decisions. Johnny Depp is very hot but he looks dirty. Orlando Bloom is very cute and in some scenes hot. Keira is hot and I hate her for it. Freddy is hot. Everybody seems even more sexy when I am drinking orange vodka with minute maid orange juice.

In addition, I myself have been receiving various compliments as to my physical appearance. This leaves me in a state of embarassed shock, but I kind of like it. The people giving these various compliments have sometimes little or no connection to each other so I doubt it is another conspiracy. I think perhaps my singleness is making my pheremones go crazy wild. Freddy said I was cute. Kimberly said I was pretty. Jess said I was seriously hot. Theresa said I was cute. And Ben said I was cute. Coincidence? I think not. Obviously I have gone from ugly duckling to okay looking duck over night. Not that I care... oh no this won't go to my head or anything. I have no desire whatsoever to be pleasing to look at.

Honestly though I am mighty proud of myself. I don't think I have expansive amounts of natural cuteness. Obviously I have worked hard all my life to develop my cuteness. Yeah... that's it.

It is a good thing, I have decided, that I am not particularly beautiful or rich. I am already vain and selfish enough methinks.